Les Krims 2004 I Noticed a Striking Resemblance Between the Teeth of the Lascivious Looking Posing Piece of White Bread, and the Chicklet-Choppers of the Cherubic Caricature of Tiger Wood Miraculously Found Right Next to Him […]
I Noticed a Striking Resemblance Between the Teeth of the Lascivious Looking Posing Piece of White Bread, and the Chicklet-Choppers of the Cherubic Caricature of Tiger Wood Miraculously Found Right Next to Him (See Selection Insets) the Famous Republican and World's Best Short Stop. (Or Is Golf Wood's Sport? Not that It Would Make Much of a Difference Golf, Tennis, Basketball, or Thug Rap, African-American Men Do It All.) What I Really Wondered About Was What My Keen Sense of Slight Indicated (Tuned by Years of Working Cheek by Jowl Among the Patrician Politically Correct in Academe.) Was this Cracker, Poor White Trash, Marine Wannabe Carnival Caricaturist a Reverse Racist? Did this Honky, Peckerwood Redneck Intentionally Draw the White Kid Droopy-Eyed and Moronic to Harm His Psyche? Or Was the Larger Problem Genetic?
